H100s take two years to get — "harder than a Rolex"
Akash Network - Chat With a Founder Greg Osuri (Don Cryptonium)
“H100s… [have] the highest demand. In fact they’re so hard to get, it takes about two years if you order now. It’s harder than a Rolex.” — 00:29:28
Context: Laying out 2023 GPU scarcity; he later adds an H100 costs ~$40k per chip, sold in minimum sets of eight (~$300k per server) ([00:31:38]), and cites Musk’s “harder to get than drugs” line.